The empire

"Damn it...I can't find them any where...my master said to not leave any survivors...I'm damned."

The Undead close in on the King's chamber, prepared to kill the "great" king.

"several weeks you say uh.... My dear paladin friend might get tired to carry me on this whole way... I think I'll start walking from there, I'm getting a little bit more lucid now..."

*he jumps off the paladin's back*

"Lead the way, hottie."

"so...you guys need to stop?" she says, after what seems like days of walking but has only been hours

"No, I have learned to travel long distances without rest. So far this is nothing compaired to the 7 day march I made through the swamps without stopping." As he said this he seemed really proud of himself.

"Well, I start being a bit tired, my endurance is nothing like yours. Plus, it would be nice to eat something that actually taste good. What about making some soup?"

"Well.."she says, cradling her baby to sleep "i think we could make some soup..but i have no pot to put the ingredients in"

"Aye, and I left my supplies with my horse... But I guess we could rest here and try and find some subterranian creatures to eat."

"Oh, awesome... we're going to eat earthworms. Let me dig a hole to find some -_- "

As he starts digging he quickly touch something juicy that looks like skin. The Earth start to rumble and the ground collapses on a defined trail.

"I think I found one guys..."

"That's strange... Are there mny hidden paths within these mountains?" He asked as he leened over to examine the hole.

"Yes, and it seems that this wrom dug them, be on your guard, it might attack at any time..."

As he finished his sentence, the worm grabbed him from beneath and brought him undergroud, He yelled as he was going down, then it became silent at the moment his head disappeared in the soil.

"No! I'll save you!" He then tunnels in with his sword and chaces after the worm, following the path it created.

Amy stands there, speechless "............. LETS GET DOWN THERE AND SAVE HIM" she yells, tieing her baby around her body and pulling out swords. She hops down the hole

The worm wasn't so far in the tunnel, the two warriors quickly catched it up and faced what seemed to be the worm's butthole.

"...thats pretty" she says sarcastically

"Well why don't you come?! there's even much prettier stuff inside!" Said a voice from inside the worm.

"Well, seems as if our dinner has found us. God take this creature into your loving arms." He then lunges at it and begins to slash at it.

"oh god....." that is the last thing you hear as she hops into the asshole, then, the drunk can hear "oh god, its everywere!!"

As they both walked toward eachother in the long intestinal tube, they finaly met.

"Good lord, you look nasty! Said the Unamed man. How do I look?"

"like chicken shit..." Amy said, spitting out some unmentionable juices

At this point he slashed his way to you guys. "Greetings friends, comfortable?"

"Do I look comfortable?"

"Let's just get out of that horrible tunnel... NOW!"

"Alright, I'll hoist you guys up through where we came and toss up a bit of this meat." At this he grabs the woman 1st and pushes her through the hole.

"Wait for me!" He comes with them and they exited the tunnel.

"Well guys, we fullfilled our objective! I got some meat for our meal!... The problem is, I'm not hungry anymore...."

"Neither am I, though we can save this meat for later. But now I shall let you guys rest, i'll be cleaning my sword." He then walks a bit off as he pulls out a hankerchief and begins to wipe down his sword.