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Hinaoki Mars
Posts : 556 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-14 Age : 27 Location : Lost between the shockwaves.
| Subject: The Types of Roleplayers. Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:35 pm | |
| I have gloating rights (see that, Nevermore? Ha!), this is the first ESSAY to be published here. In any case, enjoy this piece of opinion Kristy has blessed this site with. Before we get started, I'll need to explain a very elementary fact: everybody likes to act retarded. This is just my sarcastic attempt at being humorous... Now, I know this is overly overdone and posted everywhere -- especially in joke sites -- but I just had this in mind for a long time and I need an excuse for raising my post count. Now listen (I mean read) closely as this is very important and entertaining for when you have a lot of time on your hands! To get back on topic, every role player has a type of RPing personality. It doesn't have to be their true one and neither does it have to be permanent, but it's there and it's noticeable. It's not about whether you're a noob/newb or not. It's not whether you're good or bad. It's just... that. 1. Opportunist (Also known as the God Modder). "It's because my character is actually immune to water because he's a naga, see, so he can't drown. Yes, I know I should've said that before but I just forgot. Now there’s one thing about him that’s very, very particular and it’s the fact that he’s also fire resistant--" 2. Accident Prone. "Uh... your characters’s almost dying as a group of trolls surrounds him with their... clubs... and prepares to have a feast on him. Then suddenly lightning hits them the moment they raise their clubs i-in a victory shout and one of them drops a large healing potion." 3. Bloodletter. “The two ignorant scouts had unfortunately wandered in this dark cavern that reeked horribly of blood and other atrocities. One of them shouts as a mammoth charges from inside and rips him to shreds, having his heart ripped out with his arteries. Vampire bats attack the other, making him vomit his lungs out as he screams. Blood splatters everywhere and a strange humanoid creature comes out and feasts slowly on their liver and intestines.” 4. Spectator “No, the shuttle’s not there for anything, I’m just watching. Seriously, I am. Am I going to roleplay? Uh, well, I have a shuttle…” 5. Inventor. “He likes blowing things up. Yes, I am full aware we’re playing medieval when there are no such things as explosives. But why can’t he invent them now? This fits perfectly, actually, because he’s a medieval scientist. ” 6. Acceptable. “She agrees to join you in your quest to fight the Warlord and also volunteers to show you around town. The new ranger is also captain of the Forest Guard, and is quite a good chef. Her midnight black hair is tied back in a neat braid that falls to her hips.” 7. Easily Distracted. “The new ranger girl decides to join you in your quest—lol John’s online?—to fight that evil warlord living in that castle uphill—I know, that RvB episode’s just awesome. Have you downloaded it yet?—and shows you around town. Brb. Back. Now, where were we? Oh right. She’s a good chef and her black hair is in a braid that’s easily two feet and a half—MJ’s dead, by the way—in lengh.” 8. Spoiler guy. “His char’s name is that. He’s this old. He comes from this village and is here for this reason. His secret teacher taught him these arts in his free time. He has this tattoo. He likes to eat that stuff. My friend told me that he’s planning to do this plot with his character. Don’t tell him, though, or he’ll get mad.” 9. Untactful. “My char’s name is that. He’s this old. He comes from this village and is here for this reason. His secret teacher taught him these arts in his free time. He has this tattoo. He likes to eat that stuff. I’ve been planning this scenario for some time. God, I’m glad my friend ain’t here to tell others about my character.” 10. Unfortunate. “I’m sorry guys. I built that town for nothing, it seems, and I’ve been holding this RP down for an hour and a half because I’m not done yet. I gotta go. I have a dentist appointment. I said that I’d have to go now at the start of the RP, I believe. Yeah, seeyall later today.” 11. Blissfully Happy. "My character is named Esuna." "LOL" "What's so funny, man?" 12. Hopeless. "What does the Stack button do? And those two doors? How about the thing that says '+0.10'? What are all these percentages? How do you make all those units!?" *After being told, masses unspawnables uncontrollably.* "How do you stop!?" 13. Passive Agressive. "Make your character go into that cave! No, not the bottom one, the upper one! Now make him go left. Act surprised when you see the big worm. SHIT NO MAN DON'T KILL IT WHEN IT ATTACKS!" 14. Unsatisfied. "...This map doesn't have the shape of cave I want. The template's so ugly. I'm leaving." 15. Smut Lover. "A beautiful succubus with blonde hair and curves that would make any man be lustful for her layed on a silk-smooth white bed, her eyes glittering with passion as she observed the man before her. She slowly got up and walked over to the lucky adventurer, her transparent robe flowing behind her." 16. Swindle. "o-o The Terra-Tron is so awesome." That’s all I can think of, for now. If you have any suggestions, just tell me. (By the way, I am most likely the “Unfortunate”… Goddamnit. >_<)
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0blivion Mars
Posts : 762 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-14 Age : 30 Location : La Tuque, QC, Canada
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:00 pm | |
| What about the hacker? The guy who always steals his characters from video games/movies? The guy who spell horribly bad? The swearer? The noob? The masser (similar to noob)? The guy who always imposes his own storyline to the other players? The who keeps saying «marine = archer» «hydralisk = demon»...? The afker? The brber? The guy that gets angry cuz the story isn't going on like he wanted it to be? The guy who keeps making his units dance? The guy who can't RP cuz the map isn't good enough for him? The guy who knows everything? The unfamiliar? (guy who keeps asking help with the console) The pornographic RPer? The guy who keeps interrupting you by spamming LOLs when you RP? The spam hacker? The guy who keeps saying random facts that are totally off-topic? (Like Swindle). | |
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Quartz-The Earth Djinn Mercury
Posts : 337 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-23 Age : 30 Location : The Realm Between
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:15 pm | |
| >_> alot of those sound like me... WHY AM I SO HATED T-T | |
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0blivion Mars
Posts : 762 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-14 Age : 30 Location : La Tuque, QC, Canada
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:47 pm | |
| Shut your hole Sam. Or at least say things that are a bit more positive. | |
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bestdragon3 Venus
Posts : 1116 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-08-22 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:54 pm | |
| And of course the Griefer, who does a mix of a lot of those negitive things just to piss everyone off because it's fun on his end. An example would be a guy who spawns a bunch of wandering invinsable hero mutalisks... Had that once, not pretty. | |
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Quartz-The Earth Djinn Mercury
Posts : 337 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-23 Age : 30 Location : The Realm Between
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:04 pm | |
| @-@ that so cruel ;-; im not like that | |
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drevild[rp] Asteroid
Posts : 48 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-22 Age : 29 Location : ohio
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:11 am | |
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Rotad Comet
Posts : 68 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-22
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:44 am | |
| The worst type of upgraders; the ones that think it's okay and try to explain them selfs. | |
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power_of_ghost Mars
Posts : 648 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:07 am | |
| Upgrades aren't too bad as long its controlled. | |
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Hinaoki Mars
Posts : 556 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-14 Age : 27 Location : Lost between the shockwaves.
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:22 pm | |
| Most of what 0bie named are related to "noobs". And also, half of what 0bie said is listed here implicitly one way or another. The Easily Distracted goes 'afk and brb' almost all the time. | |
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power_of_ghost Mars
Posts : 648 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:47 pm | |
| lol I'm 1 of those people if there's too many town builders. | |
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0blivion Mars
Posts : 762 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-14 Age : 30 Location : La Tuque, QC, Canada
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:16 pm | |
| Yet, there are different classes of noobs... | |
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Hinaoki Mars
Posts : 556 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-14 Age : 27 Location : Lost between the shockwaves.
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:24 pm | |
| I tried listing the Types of ROLEPLAYERS. Not the classes of noobs. Lol. Yet... There's such a list to come soon. | |
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power_of_ghost Mars
Posts : 648 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:27 pm | |
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Hinaoki Mars
Posts : 556 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-14 Age : 27 Location : Lost between the shockwaves.
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:41 pm | |
| As soon as I decide to sit down, stop checking my email, website, and forums, stop playing games, and just write. xD | |
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666 Mercury
Posts : 461 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-14 Age : 27 Location : In that explosion on my avatar.
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:04 pm | |
| Lol, number 16 is exactly like me. I do love the Terra-tron. And yes, I do mention things that are totally off-topic, but that's just what I do.
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Nevermore Comet
Posts : 57 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:23 pm | |
| I fall in the categories of 7, 10 and 11. XD I'm not ashamed of it, either. I am who I am. | |
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Melissa Mercury
Posts : 298 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:31 pm | |
| i am 1 if the other person is being unreasonable | |
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cowsmacker Mercury
Posts : 317 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-18 Age : 29 Location : Indiana
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:26 pm | |
| i fall on swindel a lot. use to be unforntune but that has changed now.
and dont know if this would be a noob or type of roleplayer but i will give it a try.
the ccmur{cannot create more uniter}
people who make so much stuff without massing that it causes everyone else to be able to make very little and makes rping for others hard. i have had this happen 2x and it sucks. | |
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Melissa Mercury
Posts : 298 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:45 pm | |
| OH GOD i hate ccmu ers, so fucking annoying, right in the middle of me stacking CCMU im like "would you kindly kill someof your FUCKING civs so i can FUCKING build" "no fuck this shit" -this was befor i knew you could use take fro mcomp from leavers- *invinces all his shit and leaves* | |
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bestdragon3 Venus
Posts : 1116 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-08-22 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:40 pm | |
| I remember when I wasn't paying attention and accidentally made like... 250 cannons in one spot? Was watching House while pushing the auto build button... I have t say though, it made an amazing lazor^^ | |
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Gort the mighty Mercury
Posts : 417 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-10-06 Age : 28 Location : Roleplaying on your face
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:55 pm | |
| hey obie, heres the afker
the AFKer
"ok im back..what did i miss" "Dude...you missed everyting, we're on the epic battle scene now" "What the hell!! I told you not to roleplay to much without me, now i cant introduce my characters, and build my town that i started 2 hours ago, and the rp isn't even going the way i need it to..god damnit..i hate you..."-unallies everyone and masses legends - | |
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bestdragon3 Venus
Posts : 1116 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-08-22 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:56 pm | |
| Heh, that sounds about right^^ | |
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Gort the mighty Mercury
Posts : 417 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-10-06 Age : 28 Location : Roleplaying on your face
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:46 pm | |
| i've been around the block a few times, people are assholes | |
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power_of_ghost Mars
Posts : 648 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Types of Roleplayers. Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:00 pm | |
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